O-R-E-O

Confessions of and Oreo-aholic

Sometimes I think that sugar is an evil thing. We have a love hate relationship, sugar and I. I love it, and I hate that I love it. Hello, my name is Rachele, and I am a sugarholic.
Okay. Admitting you have a problem is supposed to be the first step to recovery. When an alcoholic seeks help for their addiction they are eventually required to stop partaking of alcohol all together. I haven't heard of many plans that say, You can just cut back and only drink on the weekends and you will be okay. Or, just drinking on holidays or special occasions is acceptable. Treating alcohol addiction is not like going on a diet. Its cold turkey.
I am not ready for cold turkey (although a nice Panini sandwich from Paradise Bakery sounds good about now). Sugar though...in many forms it calls to me. (Especially he Oreo form.) Maybe I am not beyond saving though. I haven't sunk to eating sugar in its pure and overly processed form (not in years). Maybe there is still hope.

My reviews on the 12 main varieties of Oreos:
1. Original- I loved these as a kid. Only I think they don't have enough filling, so my method of eating is to twist two cookies apart, eat the halves that don't have filling, and put the two filling covered halves together to make a double stuf!
2. Mini- you can eat these by the handful, but there is still the same kind of imbalance of cream to cookie ratio that you will experience with Original Oreos. Sorry, not my bag (and they do come in a bag)
3. Chocolate Crème- These are good but do not have the same yummy filling flavor
4. Original Golden- Not bad for a chocolateless cookie..
5. Reduced Fat- That is just not right...
6. Oreo Double Stuf- Okay. . Now we are talking! The only thing better is to make a double double stuf with my method described above put the two filling covered halves together to form the ultimate Oreo... OREO QUADRUPLE! If Oreo filling came by the tub, I would be first in line to buy it. I would eat it with a spoon, I would spread it on toast (okay...on second thought...eww). I would scoop it out with a melon baller and coat it in chocolate and eat it like a truffle. I know a few of you are thinking about my childhood love of eating tubs of frosting, (remember I stopped doing that years ago), but come on! Oreo filling! As it is I will have to stick with making my Oreo Quadruples, and wishing for a gallon sized container of just the filling. I wonder if they take special orders!
7. Fudge Covered- The only thing besides milk that can redeem an original oreo is covering the whole thing in fudge. I approve!
8. Fudge Mint Covered- Even better
9. Double Stuf (PB and Chocolate)- Ok, but not a favorite.
10. DS(Cool Mint Creme)-My very favorite!!!!!!- the only thing better that a regular double double stuf is the Cool Mint Creme Quadruple,
11. DS(Coffee Creme).- Ewwww. Haven't tried it...won't EVER.
12. DS(Dulche de Leche)- This is supposed to be caramel flavored, but it tastes like butterscotch. I can’t believe that I am saying this- TOO SWEET!
Oreo Promotion -- UhOh Oreos lasted for 5 months (opposite oreos – Vanilla cookie with Chocolate creme filling)- yuck!
There are a few seasonal varieties Christmas, Halloween, Spring, White Chocolate Covered, Always fun for a change, but still not my favorites.
There are also a few varieties that have come and gone, but as we all know, It is hard to improve on perfection.